Eh? EH? Hahaha
(Source: klingonbard)
Posted 1 week ago
My mom on the show Pawn Stars
“Ugh, I HATE THIS SHOW. ‘Look at me, Im a disgusting fat fuck and I sell shit on the ebay.’”
“Pawn Stars, more like Pawn Assholes.”
Posted 4 weeks ago
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Posted 3 months ago
A Call to All to Never Try New Things
Last night, I had an urge to open myself up, to try new things, to broaden my horizons, to make myself a more complete human being in terms of experience and the human condition. So instead of going to youporn.com I decided “Hey, what the heck! My housemate Sennis does it and said its great! Ill do it too!” And I went to Literotica.com…
Twas there that I discovered a whole new breed of disgusting sexuality. Story after story of incestual fantasies titled: “Horny mom walks in on son masturbating,” “Father daughter mattress dance,” and “sexy little sister.” And thats all there was! I was just looking for some harmless, wholesome sexy talk on the internet, what the fuck is all this? What is wrong with everyone? Jeeze, now Im totally not horny anymore.
To answer your question, yes I did read it- and no, I was aroused in anyway by it. I didnt even have the sexual wherewithal to go back to the ol’ fallback: youporn. Just kidding, I did, and it was awesome.
Moral of the story? Dont try new things, it will only deflate your lady boner and shed light onto the disgusting sexual deviancy of your fellow human beings.
Posted 3 months ago
I THINK AT THIS POINT IT’S FAIRLY OBVIOUS THAT THE REPUBLICANS AREN’T ACTUALLY TRYING TO GET ANYONE ELECTED. THEY JUST KEEP THROWING THESE CARTOON CANDIDATES ALL OVER THE TV, SPEWING INANE AND/OR IDIOTIC NONSENSE. THEN, WHILE YOU’RE BUSY EITHER WRITING 25,000 WORD ESSAYS ON WHY SANTORUM’S THE ANTICHRIST OR HIDING IN YOUR CLOSET CRYING ABOUT HOW YOU CAN’T HANDLE ANOTHER SOUNDBITE, SOME HORRIBLE BILL THAT SENDS HOMELESS PEOPLE TO DEATH CAMPS OR FORCES GIRL SCOUTS TO GET CLITORIDECTOMIES SLIPS QUIETLY THROUGH CONGRESS.
IT’S POLITICAL DISTRACTION. A RED HERRING, IF YOU WILL.
SPEAKING OF HERRING, YOU WANT TO GET LUNCH? I’M STARVING.
Man, that eagle knows his shit
Posted 3 months ago
Sarah and I can relate…kind of
(Source: rachelfabgay)
Posted 3 months ago
Awesome.
I want a North Face jacket! And to go on adventures!
Posted 3 months ago
She’s got a Point
” I dont know what youre going to do Gen, they’re all assholes. All the good men died in World War One.”
Posted 4 months ago
My housemate Sarahs review of this music video:
“Seriously, watch it. Its got everything- drugs, sex, fireworks, domestic violence, crying in bathtubs. Its fucking hot.”
Posted 4 months ago
shit I that goes down on Muni
There was a crazy homeless man, sitting alone and plucking away at a stringless guitar singing loudly when suddenly he stopped. Turned. And yelled at my friend: “YERR GONNA DIE!” and continued to strum at his stringless guitar covered in legalize marijuana stickers. My friend doesnt take muni anymore- she demanded a parking pass from work or she’d quit. This kind of thing is a pretty regular occurance.
